In today society of addicting iphone games, tower defense games, and electronics paradise, it's obvious why the unemployment rates are so high. Clearly that statement seems completely untrue but here's proof...

The latest time sucker in the lives of millions across the globe is the iPhone. Providing literally thousands of applications and games, users of this magical device find themselves glued to its tiny screen. For what, you might ask? Addicting applications like iFart, PocketGod, or even The Price Is Right (TM).

While all of these and more have been responsible for millions of hours of lost time and productivity, a new "game" is set to be the mother of all time killers. Before revealing it's name, it's important to understand how these games affect the economy.

It's so attracting ... a cute game, a useful app, but that's where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they realize that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it's actually true (unverified)...

I'm sure you're beginning to see how this affect the lives of so many innocent users... they start to play the game and miss deadlines, become late for work, stay up later, etc. Now you see why the over 20 million users of the iPhone are losing their jobs?

Furthermore, this problem is escalated for these poor souls when they try to "find work" but instead find themselves neck deep in the middle of an iPhone game completely unaware that time is speeding by and job interviews are being missed.

With the release of the new tower defense game, Warp Defense, the problem is only getting worse. We're talking about a global pandemic of addiction. The proof? The 20-30 "beta" users. So far the majority have grown beards (and long hair), lost their jobs (unconfirmed), and are losing weight faster than the biggest losers (which may actually be a benefit to this demonic game).

While the game itself is a simple "Tower Defense" game, it's addicting nature, explosions, fast paced music, and cool graphics could be nothing short of demonic. I highly recommend you join me in NOT purchasing this application from the Apple App store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is released. Join the fight! Don't buy into the most addicting and so called "fun" game ever played on a handheld device.

The new game Warp Defense will be in the Apple app store in the beginning of August and info found in the below resource box.

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