In today society of addicting iphone games, tower defense games, and electronics paradise, it's obvious why the unemployment rates are so high. Clearly that statement seems completely untrue but here's proof...
The iPhone is fast becoming one of the main attraction to people wanting to waste time playing games. There are thousands of games (tower defense, strategy, and more), applications, and useless apps available. It's no wonder so many find themselves attached to the small screen.
The new game Warp Defense is being released and it's not a good thing. Many of these so called "fun" games and "useful" apps are the reason for thousands of lost hours of productivity. Obviously you'll need to understand how this affects the high unemployment rates.
It's so attracting ... a cute game, a useful app, but that's where it all starts. After a user begins to play, little do they realize that time itself actually increases in speed during use! That may be hard to swallow but it's actually true (unverified)...
I'm sure you're starting to see how this affect the lives of so many innocent users... they start to play the game and miss deadlines, become late for work, stay up later, etc. Now you see why the over 20 million users of the iPhone are losing their jobs?
This problem is only made worse when the user tries to get a new job to replace the old. Missing interviews, playing games in their laps during interviews, adding "professional iPhone game player" to their resumes, it's absolutely horrifying.
There is a new iPhone game set to be released that could make this problem even worse. We're not talking about a little worse, but a global pandemic. Currently in the submission process with Apple to get listed in the App Store the new game "Warp Defense" has only been played by 20-30 users. The majority of which lost their jobs (unconfirmed), grew their hair out (due to loss of time), and are losing weight very quickly (actually a benefit of this satanic game).
Sure the game itself is a nice "Tower Defense" game, it has an addicting game play, beautiful explosions, great music, and sweet graphics which could be nothing short of satanic. I do recommend you join me in NOT buying this evil application from the app store on the iPhone when Warp Defense is unleashed. Join me! Don't purchase into the addicting and so called "entertaining" game ever to be played on a mobile device.
Warp Defense will be hitting the app store in early August and information found in the resource box below.
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